i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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