if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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