She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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