Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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