covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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