Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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