I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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