a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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