I like to think it a success when the cops are called
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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