So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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