that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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