He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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