you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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