no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
