please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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