Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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