he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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