About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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