Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

actually, I'm a sock model

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(347): View more from New York

Need sex. Gaining weight.

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(650): View more from California

i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.

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(360): View more from Washington

just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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(904): View more from Florida

i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock

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