I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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