Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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