i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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