Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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