i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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