he puts the penis in happiness.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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