I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
