Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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