I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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