these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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