the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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