BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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