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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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