why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
PANTIES FOUND
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