these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm passing your future prison.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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