i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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