i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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