Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
someone get that fucking seahorse.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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