Me too!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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