Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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