where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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