All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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