South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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