Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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