i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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