id be glad to
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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