Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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