i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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