Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the day after is always just damage control
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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