So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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