someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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