I want to make a zoo with you.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
